Ode to Ashlee

Few realize that in addition to my giant brain I am also in possession of an equally giant heart and the soul of a poet. I was saving this for their wedding day, but recent events have compelled me to share it earlier. My brother is marrying one Ashlee Hilliard and, after meeting her, let me say, in all sincerity, he is a lucky guy.

Ashlee, oh Ashlee

Forgive me if I act brashly,

But truly you are

A princess

A gem

A peach

A princess

A catch

A princess

A prize

A unicorn

Ashlee, oh Ashlee

Forgive me if I act brashly,

But truly you are the best sister-in-law I've ever had.

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