We interrupt the previously scheduled post-election coverage of demonstrations in Iran in order to provide you with this late breaking news:
Michael Jackson is still dead!
Initially thought to have died on June 25th, 2009, a repeat autopsy was undertaken today to confirm that the legendary singer-song writer is still in fact deceased. He is. Further memorials and tributes are likely in light of this breaking revelation. Many have called for an official day of mourning to be followed by a national day of remembrance and a week long world wide candle light vigil. A stirring audio-visual tribute is scheduled for every multimedia awards show to take place for the rest of the year.
We will return to your regularly scheduled program once we have sufficiently beaten this story into the ground.
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- Gustavus Adolphus
- Saint Anthony's, Republic of Texas, United States
- In 1631 King Gustav II Adolf of Sweden, sovereign of most of Scandinavia and much of the Baltic, entered Northern Europe in what would eventually be the salvation of the Protestant forces being pushed back by the Catholic Reconquest of continental Europe. Like King Gustav, I am a student. I suppose that made little sense, but it always seemed to me that blogs themselves never made much in the way of sense either. Nevertheless, in the spirit of sharing stories with family and distant friends, to be able to arms-thrashing-wildly rant on end when no one else will listen, and so as to serve as a store place of the memories I all too quickly forget the very next day I will periodically post thoughts, stories, pictures and curse words for all to see. The king is dead. Long live the king!
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