Thug Life New Hampshire

You may not be able to tell just by looking, but the Upper Valley of Vermont and New Hampshire (or la Vallée Supérieure as it's known in the local French pidgin) is pretty rough territory. Teeming with gangs, hoods, hoodlums, toughs, thugs, and the thick hum of bluegrass harmony. It's a place where drugs like dope, whack, smack, and spank are sold by the handful; where drive-bys are a regular events at local sugar houses and pimps parade unchallenged down colonial boulevards and covered bridges; a place where homicide is the most common cause of death for youths next only to moose attack and bear attack; and where life is cheap because the good die young. If you want to survive on the streets of Hanover you better get street smart, fast. And get a gun too. To keep those moose of your back.